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We’re Doomed: First Gay, LGBT, Dem Congressman Swears Oath Using SUPERMAN Comic

Representative-elect Robert Garcia, the first gay immigrant elected to Congress, will swear his oath to the Constitution on top of the first issue of the Superman comic.

After newly elected members of Congress have arrived at the Capitol, they swear an oath, bearing “true faith and allegiance” to the Constitution, converting them from Representatives and Senators-elect, to properly initiated Congressmen.

Traditionally, rare copies of holy books, such as Martin Luther King Jr’s Bible, or Thomas Jefferson’s Quran, are available for members to swear their oath onto. However, reporter Matt Laslo spotted an original 1939 copy of the first Superman comic, being lined up amongst the other books, seemingly prepared for one member to take their oath of office with.

Representative-elect Robert Garcia was eventually identified as the Congressman in question. Garcia, the former mayor of Long Beach in California, is the first gay immigrant to have ever been elected to Congress.

“Congressman Robert Garcia will be sworn in on the Constitution,” said Sara Guerrero, a spokeswoman for Garcia. “With him he will be bringing a photo of his parents who he lost to COVID, his citizenship certificate, and an original Superman No. 1,” she added.

Guerrero noted that Garcia “learned to read and write in English by reading Superman comics so it’s especially exciting he was able to borrow this rare copy from the kind folks at the Library of Congress.” The comic, one of the rarest in the world, is worth over $5 million.

Following his election in November, Garcia seemed especially excited to check out the various comics available at the Library of Congress in Washington DC, tweeting that he was “freaking out” at the opportunity to read original Superman and Spiderman comics.

“For all of you upset that I still read comics and suggesting that I need to do more serious reading,” Garcia added, “anyone who understands comics knows that comics are an essential part of American fiction. And the lessons learned are invaluable.”

The California Democrat claimed that comics were “serious sh*t.”

However, no member of the House of Representatives has yet been able to officially take their oath, due to the continuing battle for Speaker.

Rep. Kevin McCarthy of California, the establishment Republican pick for Speaker, has lost six votes in a row at the time of writing, with no end in sight to the political deadlock.




10 Responses

  1. Not precisely true: he’s taking his oath on the Constitution, with other papers important to him, including a Superman comic as representative of the values of “truth, justice, & the American way”.

  2. Another elected politician who is mockering our system. Why would people elect these kind of people to government is beyond me. Have the voter lost his mind? Or, is this another example of “voters fraud.”

  3. Yep, this is what Braindead Biden’s Communist Party is composed of: Queers and Illegals. Disgusting moron. American government is a big joke to these perverts.

  4. The LEFTISTS will tell you that it was Thomas Jefferson’s very own copy of the Koran that the Moslem Congressman Keith Ellison was sworn-in on.
    That much is true!
    What they fail to mention is that the Moslems in North Africa were attacking American commercial shipping, and holding the cargos and the SURVIVORS for ransom. (Just like the modern-day Somali Pirates)
    Jefferson was told it was “Their Religious Duty” and written in the UNholy Koran. Jefferson could not believe that, so he bought a Koran to read, to prove or disprove that.
    President Thomas Jefferson finally got fed up with paying TRIBUTE to the Moslems, and launched a war against them:
    He said “Millions for war, but not one penny for tribute”
    It was called the “Barbary Wars” because the Moslems launched from the Barbary Coast.
    Ever hear about: “From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of TRIPOLI”?

    Another version:
    The REAL reason President Jefferson had a Quran and not the lie that America’s Moslem politicians and Leftists want you to believe. Jefferson didn’t own a Koran because, as the Leftists claim: “He thought it was poetic, or even inspired by God.”
    He owned a Koran for ONE purpose only: “Know your Enemy!” He needed to know everything possible about Moslems because he was about to advocate war against the Islamic ‘Barbary’ states of Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, and Tripoli

    When American colonists rebelled against the English in 1776, merchant ships from what later would be the United States lost British Navy protection. They were attacked and their Christian crews enslaved by Moslem pirates operating under the control of the ‘Dey of Algiers’ – a barbarian Islamist warlord ruling Algeria.

    The Continental Congress then met in 1784 to talk about treaties with the leaders of the region, and John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin were appointed to oversee the work.

    “Tribute” and “ransoms” first were paid to the Moslem slavers, but Jefferson was opposed, proposing instead, a settlement of the issue “through the medium of war”.

    Two years later, when Jefferson was ambassador to France, he and other U.S. Representatives met in London with Sidi Haji Abdul Rahman Adja, the ambassador to Britain from the Dey of Algiers.

    Seeking a peace treaty, based on Congress’ vote to pay tribute, the two Americans asked the Dey’s ambassador why Moslems had so much hostility towards America. They later reported to Congress the ambassador told them: “Islam was founded on the Laws of their Prophet, that it was written in their Quran, that all nations who should not have acknowledged their authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to make war upon them wherever they could be found, and to make slaves of all they could take as Prisoners, and that every Musselman (Moslem) who should be slain in Battle was sure to go to Paradise.”

    For years the American government paid the Moslems millions of dollars for the safe passage of American ships or the return of American hostages, but not long after Jefferson’s inauguration in 1801, he dispatched the USS Constitution, USS Constellation, USS Philadelphia, USS Chesapeake, USS Argus, USS Syren and USS Intrepid to the Mediterranean.

    Jefferson’s first presidency coincided with what is generally called the Barbary Wars running from approximately 1801-1805. That year the Marines marched from Egypt into Tripolitania; freeing Americans held there as slaves.

  5. Superman stood for Truth, Justice, and the American way of Life in the 1940, His life style is a lie to that way of life.

  6. Well I would say with Democrats “IN GOD WE TRUST” means nothing! Maybe we should ignore them as well and claim if they can’t follow the rules we won’t either!

  7. The man is “UNFREEKING SEEMLY, so NO matter what he swore on, you can bet he doesn’t give a rip what he swore on! he won’t do what he swore to anyway! There are words for the man, but, suffice it so say Romans 1:32 is all that need be said!!

  8. I don’t give a dam that you read comics or you take it up the butt or suck dick as this indicates your mindset,
    as you are weak, seriously demented individual.

    I do care that you think you are dishonoring the USA, built on Judeo-Christian values.


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